Jack calls me up and asks if he can borrow one of my carseats for about a year. Hahah a year? Wtf? Why the hell would I let him borrow one of my carseats for a year? If he has it that long, I might as well just give it to him.
Jack- Well, we are giving the new baby our baby’s carseat so our baby will need a carseat. I will give it back to you in a year and you can sell it or do whatever you want with it. Hahahah how sweet of him. He will give it back so I can sell an outdated carseat.
Me- I will sell it to you.
Jack- That is the point. We don’t want to buy one so we thought you would help us out. Oh yeah, just like you have helped me out in the past.
Me- If you don’t want to buy it, you can always rent it from me. Month by month. Or you can sign a year lease and get a discount. It’s up to you.
Jack- Are you fucking kidding me?
Me- No, actually, I just thought of that and thought it was pretty ingenious.
Jack- If we wanted to pay for a carseat we would just go out and buy one. I thought you would be cool and help us out. Of course, just like you have helped me out.
Me- Well, I guess I am not that cool.
Jack- Do you ever think about anyone other than yourself? I mean this benefits your daughter. Hahahah… ahhahaha yeah still laughing at this. They have a carseat for her. How the hell would giving them my carseat to them help out my daughter? Never gets old…
Me- Yeah, our daughter has shoes and clothes over at my place. I never have to ask you to borrow a jacket because she doesn’t have one.
Jack- We don’t have a lot of money. We will have two children under one next month.
Me- That is your problem. You should have wrapped it up or gotten cut after the third child.
Jack- You are such a bitch. You are just jealous because I am finally having a boy.
Me- Okay, I guess I will see you on Friday then.
Ooooh man. He blows my mind at times. Again with calling me a bitch when he is trying to get me to help him out. What a joke.
When Jack was dropping our daughter off at the gym on Saturday, he was wearing a BRAND NEW Cardinals jersey. Authentic, I might add. He has the money to spend on him but not the money to spend on his future child? That is great. Always knew he was a great catch.
I read this post to Steven and he asked, "What the fuck is wrong with this guy?" and "How many baby mamas does he have?!" and "Why would she be jealous he's having a boy?" I could only answer the second question.
ReplyDeleteLAUGHED MY ASS OFF at you leasing the seat to him! HAHAHA! Why doesn't he ask ol' HIVvy to get him a carseat? Two kids under one? God, what a loser.