Now he has money?

I haven’t received child support in months. I have heard EVERY excuse in the book as to why I do not have child support. I don’t think $500 a month is a lot. $200 of that is from all the back child support he owes. 

One day Jack decides to call me up to make a proposition. He NOW wants to take our daughter to preschool and wants to take her to one that is clear across town from me. He informed me that he will pay the $350 for the preschool and then all we have to do is go down to the courts to change child support to $150 a month. How nice of him.

He must think I am stupid. Now, he is okay with taking her to daycare/preschool? He doesn’t pay me child support because he doesn’t have money but all of a sudden he has money to pay for this school AND the extra child support? My first question is who is paying for this school. What is the difference between paying me the full $500 or splitting it up? Yeah, that is right… there is no difference. 

This son of a bitch never ceases to amaze me. He is always trying to get out of his obligations and responsibilities. FUCKING AMAZING.

I ask Jack why he wanting her to go to school when he thought it was pointless for her to go to the daycare she was going to. He informs me of how good this school is and he wants her to have the best education possible. Ahhh, what a good father! Finally looking out for his children? HA, probably not. He only looks out for them when there is something in it for him.

Then I asked Jack how he has the money to pay for all of this when he hasn’t been paying child support for months. He just wants the best for his daughter. *tear*

When I asked him who was paying for the school, he said he was. Hahahah no, really, who is paying for this school since you are so adamant about changing the court papers to $150 a month from $500… He  keeps insisting that he wants our daughter to go to this school. Whatever, I tell him that I will think about it. I really won’t think about it but at least it gets him to shut up for the time being.

The next day, I text him to let him know that I will not be taking him up on the offer because of the location and I needed something for 5 days and not just three days out of the week. I also let him know that we can revisit this conversation when she starts kindergarten.

When he answers me, he is pissed and tells me that we need to find her a new daycare because he doesn’t like the one that she is at. Hahahah are you fucking kidding me? You want me to drag her out of her daycare because you don’t like it? What the hell don’t you like about it? You have been there maybe twice. The teachers and the kids LOVE her and you want to take her away from that because you want to be a dick? Yeah, not going to happen.

Polls are in....

Since Whoreen knows everything and told me that I am going around showing her picture to everyone, I went around and did just that. During softball tonight, I asked my teammembers what the picture looked like to them. I asked them if if looked like an innocent peck or something more. It was unanimous. They all thought it was more than a peck. The kicker is they all thought they were either going out, married, or were going to go home with each other.

So now, I am asking you! What do you think of the so-called peck from the picture?!?!

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All the stories are starting to add up

I barely talk to Jack and when I do, we are either fighting or talking about our daughter. If I am going to talk about him, I am definitely not going to just strike up a conversation about lovely Whoreen. Nothing good comes from talking about her to Jack. They are meant for each other and I wouldn’t be surprised if they weren’t still getting it on. They have a sick relationship and they keep fucking each other over and talk way too much shit about each other but still thrive on each other.

Jack comes and picks out daughter up from the gym and he mentions something about Whoreen and Ross.

Me- Are you talking about at the Sandbar?

Jack- Yes, Ross called me up saying how he was making out Whoreen and what not.

Me- Yeah, I heard that and that she made out with another guy and there is a picture of it.

Jack- Have you seen the pic?

Me- Yes, and it doesn’t look like the peck she described and her stories are not consistent.

Jack- Can I see?

Me- Sure.

I show him the picture and he automatically agrees that the kiss doesn’t look just like a peck from the picture. After this, we laugh a little and he starts rambling about shit that involves Whoreen and one of his friends. I don’t really care to listen to what he says because my time limit to be civil with him is about to expire. I say goodbye to my daughter and that is it.

It is quite clear that Jack brought up Whoreen and his friend meeting up. I find it rather odd that two different people have the SAME exact story. It’s cool, she wants to cheat and ruin her marriage, that is on her. Just don’t sit there and deny it when there is proof and don’t try to make my friend look back due to your lack of judgment.

At this point, I could care less if she finds out about the picture or not. I have been waiting for a time to just go off on her and be done. She does nothing but add to the stress in my life and she isn’t a good person anyways. I am pretty sure that Jack will say something, but who knows.

Next thing I know, I get a message from Whoreen asking me if I am trying to ruin her marriage. Hahahhahah excuse me what? I don’t need to try to ruin your marriage sweety, you are doing a find job yourself. Seriously? I am trying to ruin your marriage when you are going out making out with random dudes when you are drinking? Yes, makes perfect sense to me. While we are at it, maybe it was my fault you are and Jack aren’t together anymore.

I don’t even want to talk to her at this point. Just because all these stories are starting to add up don’t go around using other people as scapegoats. If people actually stopped and listened to your stories, they don’t even add up. You change details all the time. One minute you would NEVER make out with a dude and then the next you finally decided to let him give you a peck on the side of the mouth. Then all of a sudden it went to just a peck. Well bitch, what the fuck is it? Are you a whore or aren’t you? Fuck.

She decides to call me during her anniversary dinner date because she is so upset.

Whoreen- I am very upset because my marriage means more to mean than anything. Obviously it was only worth the $2 special you were drinking. I would never do anything to ruin my marriage with my husband.

Me- I have no idea what to tell you. All I know is that I am not trying to ruin your marriage.

Whoreen- Jack texted me saying he wanted to talk to me about something. I told him he would have to wait but I could tell it sounded important. Oh you could tell? Really? Could you tell because you just made out with his childhood best friend a week before?

Whoreen- He told me that Ross called him up bragging about giving him a blow job. Who said anything about a blow job… fuck this keeps getting better and better. That is disgusting and I would never do something like that. Just like you would never make out with someone and you did? If your friend keeps it up, I will take her down. How the fuck are you going to take her down? All I see is you making a big deal about this and if you dropped the issue, you wouldn’t be all in a panic trying to cover up your story.

Whoreen- That is absolutely not true and your friend has a picture and I asked why and Jack said it was so your friend could blackmail you. My husband knows everything about what is going on. I have told him everything and he knows about the picture and everything else. Hahah sure he does. Oh gotta go bye.

All of a sudden all the stories are coming together and she is freaking out. I guess I should have given you a little bit more background. I could save it for another story but basically my friend wrote Whoreen a letter explaining why she doesn’t like her. The letter talked about how she could dig up the picture to confirm the kiss was not a rumor that Whoreen is claiming it to be. It wasn’t a threat it was just her humorous way to be a bitch and to prove she had the picture. Whoreen took that as a threat and started to go all psycho mode. Suddenly, she felt her marriage was being threatened and she told my friend she would get a restraining order against her. Hahah whoa tough guy. You are going to get a RO out for someone who just told you the reasons why she doesn’t like you. Isn’t that what you came crying to me about?

My friend wasn’t going to do anything with the picture, it was just for pure amusement. Whoreen gets all crazy and tries to go into “save my marriage” mode. If your husband was so accepting of what happened and you have nothing to hide than ask for the fucking picture and call it a day. Obviously, you have shit to hide.

Blame it on the a a a a a a alcohol

Ever had that person in your life that it’s just easier to be nice and play dumb to all their bullshit than to call them out? Well, I am sure it is no surprise that I have a few. However, there is one that stands out completely. Whoreen. She causes drama EVERYWHERE she goes and throws people under the bus to save her own ass. Pathetic, I know.
She is the type of person to drink and blame all her faults the next day on the alcohol and play the victim role. I swear, I have never seen someone act like a victim more than the baby daddy of our children and his mother. Not many people see through her and it gets rather annoying. If they do, they just don’t care. They rather blame their short comings on me. But whatev.

My friend, however, has had the lovely chance to feel the wrath of what Whoreen can do. Whoreen threw my friend under the bus to save her own ass. Whoreen tagged along with us at a party a few months ago and told us a HUGE secret about her best friend. My friend is also friends with Whoreen’s BFF so my friend told her a joke about the BFF’s boyfriend. Of course, Whoreen goes and tells the BFF the joke that was said and references the source wrong but fails to mention the fact that she told EVERYONE at the party this HUGE secret. And we can’t forget…. SHE WAS DRUNK. Of course this causes drama but the BFF still has no clue that Whoreen revealed this secret to everyone. Several people are pissed at BM1 and Whoreen has no clue :(

So what does Whoreen do when everyone hates her? She comes to me. Why? I have no idea. I don’t care if people like her not. I am still trying to figure out why I talk to her most the time. I have learned the hard way to keep my mouth shut around her. So she is texting me about what happened. I don’t know what the fuck happened. I was having a grand ol time and now I have Whoreen trying to be cool with me because I might have the inside scoop. She wants to know why one of the girls is mad at her. I don’t know this chick she is talking about so how would I know? She also asks me if she should tell her BFF that she told everyone about this secret and that she feels horrible. Hahahha as she should. She just told a huge secret about her BFF that no one knows and now many people know. Some best friend she is.

My friend then realized the type of person Whoreen is. Thank goodness. I am not the only one that gets it now. This is where shit gets good.

I am at the bar with some friends and my friend called to give me some juicy news about Whoreen. They all went out to celebrate the BFF’s birthday. Let me remind you that Whoreen is married, “happily” married. Apparently, one of the guys there was talking to Whoreen and she told the guy to go to the bathroom with her so she can give him a blow job. Wow… happily married….okay. The guy goes back to my friend and tells her what happened. Since he was drinking, they don’t believe him and dared him to go make out with her. He goes up to her and asked if she wanted to make out. Her response, “I don’t know. Is it okay for people who are married to make out?” Whoa whoa whoa… stop right there. I know this bitch is dumb… but you can’t be that dumb to ask if that is okay. Are you kidding me? For one who still bitches to me about the baby daddy still cheating on her, she wants to know if it is okay if she makes out with some random guy? Hahahha. My life is a reality show, and no one has the privilege to watch it.

After Whoreen asked if it was okay, the guy said, “I don’t know, is it?” and then they made out. A picture was taken and that is when all hell broke loose. Whoreen then was trying to get rid of the picture. Weird…. If it was so okay for married people to make out, then why is she so desperately trying to erase a picture?
The picture gets deleted, but not before my friend was able to forward me the picture.

I am texting with my friend about the events from the previous night and she informs me that Whoreen ran into Jack’s BFF growing up and that she was all over him and making out with him on the dance floor. Hahaha wow….. seriously. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

In the middle of us talking, guess who texts me. Yup. Whoreen. I decide that I am going to play stupid to see what she says. The shit that comes out of her mouth is classic.

Whoreen - So have you talked to your friend lately? Why is that whenever there is a problem she comes to me?

Me- I talk to her all the time. What's up?

Whoreen - Any clue why she hates me?

Me- I had no clue she hated you. I thought she liked you. I really had no clue since my friend and I don’t sit around discussing Whoreen all day long.

Whoreen - Nope she hates me and so does her bff JH and they were. Both huge bitches last night I'm supposedly doing JH’s wedding parties hair next weekend For basically free and I'm not going to do it Why is it my problem that they were bitches to you? Why don’t you ask them why they are bitches to you? Oh yeah, that is right, you kiss their asses when you are in front of their faces.

Me- I had no clue. I haven't talked to her about last night, just that you guys were all going out for JB’s bday. So I had no idea she hated you. I can find out though.

Whoreen - I just don't get it. Its immature and I feel like they are using me for wedding hair. Its annoying. But unfortunately if I don't do it puts JB out. Poor poor Whoreen. Always the victim.

Me- I can try to find out. That is stupid to be a bitch to someone who is helping you out for your wedding.

Me- That annoys me and I wasn't there!

Whoreen - Lol. Thx girl. You don't have to ask her but if it comes up let me know

Me- No prob. I will. I know how my friend can be. We had a falling out a few years back.

Whoreen - Really???? LAME

Me- Yeah, it was bad. So I can see her being a bitch.

Whoreen - Hummm. Good to know its not just me. Holy crap I left out one part. Holy crap! Of course you left that part out. I bet you were waiting to see if I mentioned it. She was telling everyone I was making out with someone. Which I would NEVER do. Really? Then why do I have a picture of you making out with someone on my phone? Please note that she says she would NEVER makeout with someone. But I ran Into Ross. Jack’s bff growing up. And he told me that the night before I gave birth to my child he came home to find Jack having sex with his girlfriend.....wtf

Me- Wtf. Why would she go around saying that? Wtf. Jack was doing his gf. He is shady.

Me- I did hear that you saw one of Jack's friends but I thought it was nick because she said mexican. She was way off. Isn't ross half black? She was hoping Jack was there to see if he is already cheating on Witless.

Whoreen - I have no clue. But that makes me really really mad. Nope Ross is half black half white. She was texting you what I was doing!

Whoreen - Bahaha!!!! Funny how you laugh now….

Whoreen - He hasn't talked to Jack in forever

Me- No. she texted me today saying you saw one of his friends and she was hoping Jack was with him.

Whoreen - Ross was all over me tho I told him 500 500 huh? time how much I love my husband and I'm not that kind of girl... yeah… well a picture is worth a thousand words….

Me- No. she texted me today saying you saw one of his friends and she was hoping Jack was with him.

Whoreen - Weird she wouldn't tell you the rest considering you know me Are you trying to fish for something? Are you wondering whether not you should be scared because your lack of judgment? Not everyone goes around gossiping about other people like you do. Hahah we totally were though!

Me- Haha she didn't say anything else to me. She was just hoping she could see his sleezeball ways in person.

Me- Haha I didn't even know there was more. Unless she knows that I would tell you.

Whoreen - Haha. He hangs at zipps lately I hear

Me- Haha really? Which one? I go to zipps sometimes. Wouldn't that be sweet.

Me- Does witless complain about it?

Whoreen - That's what I do when I have a prob with someone. I think the one. In Chandler. I'm not sure tho. She goes with him!!!!

Me- She goes with hin because she doesn't trust him.

Me- Sidenote, he did turn in his employer info but they jave thirty daya to acknowledge it and he said he wasn't going to pay child support until it is fixed. Dumbass!

Whoreen - Maybe. She should just be an adult and tell me herself Are you being an adult when you run to me?

Whoreen - What????? 30 days. Grrr. When I get p today I'm hoping whit is there so I can confront him about Ross gf in front of her. Bahaha

Me- Hahahahahahahahahahha omg. That is awesome! You are sick. I love it. You will have to tell me.

Whoreen- Oh I will girl....

Me- You would think she would be an adult. She is very sarcastic and make digs and shit.

Me- I wonder if she doesn't say anything to me because she knows I am frienda with you.

Whoreen- Maybe.... Who knows.

Me- Hahaha I can't wait. I hope she is there. Miss I think I can change him because he is in a different position. Hahaha yeah he has two babies with one girl. Fucking amazing.

Me- I will see if I can find anything out nonchalantly.

Whoreen- Bahaha!!!!

Whoreen- Ok. Thx :).

Hahahhahaha…. I know that we shifted gears a little bit but you get what a moron she is. TWO GUYS!!!!  Yeah, happily married.

Name Changes

I am getting tired of trying to delete names and what not, that I am just going to change their names. I am changing the names to protect the stupid.

Baby Daddy/Sperm Donor and any other name you can think of= Jackass (Jack for short)
Baby Mama #1= Whoreen
Baby Mama #3/Current wife/Stepmom= Witless
Baby Daddy’s Mother/Grandmother= Infected Druggie (ID for short)
That should about cover it.