Sweet Revenge

Jack always likes to brag about his current situation and let me know how happy he is. I know. So sweet of him. He is always keeping tabs on me through various people, like Whoreen and my friends. Apparently, Whoreen and all my friends went to Jack to express their concern about how unhappy I am and how much I miss Jack.  This prompts Jack to call me up and apologize for all the shit he has put me through. What a gentlemen. “I know I had women all over the place, and I am sorry for not letting you know right away about all the women I was with while I was with you.” HAHAHAHAHAH What the fuck kind of apology is this and why is he apologizing.  I ask why is he apologizing to me and he tells me because he knows how unhappy I am and how apologizing might help me move on. It’s about god damn time. Thank you so much for apologizing and informing me of all the hookers you fucked during our years together. I can now move on with my life because you finally were man enough to admit all this. Hahah are you fucking kidding me?

My response- Thanks Jack. I appreciate your apology but I have a boyfriend so I think I have moved on. But thank you for clearing the air. Since I have you on the phone, I might as well clear the air too. It’s not fair that you come out looking like the complete asshole. You see, while you were out hooking up with girls all over the state, I had my fun as well. When I realized that you were going out fucking all these whores, I automatically assumed we had an open relationship. This open relationship we had made it possible for me to have many men on the side as well. So don’t think I was sitting at home doing nothing while you were out and about with your “boys”.

Jack- WTF?!?! We didn’t have an open relationship.

Me- Oh, we didn’t? Well this is awkward… I guess I will see you when you pick up our daughter.

I hung up and just waited for what was to come next. I never cheated on him but it was great to make him think that. All of a sudden, Jack and ID were blowing up Jack’s brother’s phone and bitching and complaining about how I cheated on him. They couldn’t believe that I was bitching about Jack doing it when I did it as well. The conversation must have went on for 30 minutes for each of them. It made me feel so good inside knowing that still stress over what I say or what they hear about me. I have to admit, I got a little giddy inside, like a school girl. 

Jack was pissed and ID was ranting and raving like usual. Anything to make her son look like the upstanding citizen he is. Then Witless decided to talk to Jack’s brother’s fiancé about how I have no room to talk about what Jack did when I did the same thing. Hahhahahaha this went on for a few days. It is still being brought up. Ahhh sweet revenge!!

Without further ado....

I have decided to put faces with all the names on this site. I know you are very excited :)

Me (Raquel)

Jack

 Witless (this is seriously a spitting image of her)

Whoreen

Newcomers!

I decided to add some people to the mix since they have tons of drama and it makes me laugh.

Mindless and John- They are married, separated, back together, separated, back together again, and separated again. Who knows with this couple. I met them through Jack. Mindless and Whoreen used to be besties. That should tell you a lot about Mindless. Their friendship-break up is pretty humorous.

Dick- This is Jack’s best friend. Well, at least that is what they say to people. They don’t really hang out that much because Witless has Jack on lockdown.

Mindless and Dick hooked up several years ago and caused the first separation of Mindless and Dick. Ever since then, Mindless has been obsessed with John.

Mindless is one of those girls that has that annoying, piercing sound that makes you want to gouge out your own eyes. I wouldn’t say Mindless is ugly but she isn’t hot. She resembles a famous character and it shows when she smiles. I have attached a picture and you can guess which famous character she resembles.

Yes, I am going to hell for all this. The reason why I brought up Mindless is for the following story.

Since Mindless and John are separated and no longer living together, Mindless wants to go out and have fun on her bday. She wants to go out dancing and I am invited. Yay! We decide to hit up a local bar before hitting the dance floor. The entire time we are at the bar she is talking about John or the married guy she is talking to. Go figure she is talking to a married guy. The best part about her talking to the married guy is that she thinks that he will leave his wife for her and they will live happily ever after and she sees nothing wrong with that. Who am I to shatter her dreams?

Prior to wanting to go out, she made a comment about wanting to meet guys but she doesn’t want to just meet a guy at a bar and end up at his house. She is not a whore and doesn’t just want to hook up with just anyone because she has only slept with about 5 people her entire life. Somehow, my bullshit meter starts to go off when she mentioned the number of guys she has slept with, but whatever, not my problem.

Once we hit the club, she starts meeting a few guys. I am the best wing man/woman, EVER. If you want to meet someone, I will help you. I will help you seal the deal. This hot guy comes along and starts hitting on Mindless. She is reluctant at first so I take it upon myself to move the process along for her. Of course it works and they are making out on the dance floor. Surprise surprise. 

Next thing I know, she is getting his address and wants to head over to his house after the bar closes. Ahh, that means I get to tag along. The downside of being an amazing wing woman. We get to this house and I get the opportunity to talk to his roommate who is beyond trashed. We weren’t even there for 15 minutes when Mindless’s boytoy comes out of the room putting on his pants. Wow…two pump chump? Nope…. He mentions that he has a girlfriend and Mindless freaks out. Next thing I know, Mindless is coming out of the room with blood on her face saying, “Let’s go NOW.” Hahahah

Of course, I have to know what is going on. Her version was that they were getting it on when he mentioned he felt bad because he had a girlfriend and then she ended it right there. Now, although I resemble a guy; I am not a guy, but I can pretty much assume that a guy that hot isn’t going to crying about feeling bad for cheating. Especially since he was already in her. Apparently, that was his way of ending what was going on. Something about Mindless had to turn him off or set off an alarm to abruptly end the free sex session.

As, for the blood, she was freaking out the entire ride home. “Why would I have blood on my face? OMG, I just went down on him and made out with him”. I would be freaking out about the blood as well but I wouldn’t have put myself in that situation of going around fucking any guy that talks to me at a bar. I always think of ID when I have temptations. Stops me straight in my tracks.

I tell her to ask him about the blood, not that he would tell her the truth. I also tell her to get tested if she is that concerned. After going on and on about that blood and saying how she knew that she should have never went home with him yadi yadi ya, he texts her back and said he just had a nose bleed. Hahhahahah good save buddy.