More kids you can't support

Ever laughed so hard because of what someone said and you couldn’t stop?

Well I had one of those days last week when my ex went to pick up our daughter at the gym. He made a comment about wanting to go out to dinner with hm. I just gave him a look because I already wants something or wants to make a deal.

After looking at him in confusion for a few minutes he informed that it wasn’t for a romantic purpose. No shit? Well thanks for crushing my dreams of getting back together asshole!

Me- Duh, but you do want something. What you want to stop paying child support?

He rambled some incoherent thought and went on talking about how is going to help pay for all medical and help pay for school and blah blah blah….. By this time I was zoning out because he is a joke and hasn’t helped pay for shit. Why would he start? It’s the same song and dance everytime.

Finally, he made a comment about settling for back child support. “So if you want $1000 dollars, I will write a check out for $1000 and we will call it is a deal”.

Me- Whoa whoa whoa. You owe me over $6000 in back child support, Why in the fuck would I settle for $1000. You seriously don’t get it. Unlike some people, I am not giving into you. What the fuck is in it for you. Did you knock up your bitch again?

I should have known the answer those two fools are so fucking dumb. At this time, busting up laughing in the middle of the gym and couldn’t stop. He asked if I was done and I kept laughing and I finally stopped and said I was done.

His memorable quote of the day was “she was on birth control”.

Me- hahah yeah sure she was. The pull-out method is not birth control.

Jack- We didn’t use the pull-out method

Me- Yeah okay. Your baby with her is 3 months old sure. You can’t even support your first 2 children let alone your third and now you are bringing a 4^th into your shitty situation.

Jack- I can support them at my house

Me- hahahahah a whole whopping 6 days out of the entire month.  I would hope you can support your daughters at your house fuck nuts. What a fucking accomplishment.

Jack- Well paying for three households is what kills me

Me- Excuse me what? First of all $300 a month doesn’t even pay for daycare. So please explain how you are paying for three households? Just because you pay $600 a month for two people doesn’t mean you are supporting those two people.  Even if your whacked theory was correct you have to actually pay support in order to say that.

Jack’s second memorable quote – We are trying to better ourselves.

Me- Quit having fucking kids…. I know amazing. And I am not trying to better myself? Selfish bastard.

Jack- Well I am getting cut

Me- Good…. You should have done it 2 years ago. But at least you still  have three baby mamas!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah……. I walked away calling him a fucking moron. I think we entertained the entire gym because all the workers were laughing at his sorry ass. Trying to better ourselves? Hahah really? Yeah well me too and I can’t do that because her medical bills and everything else cost so damn much that I am forced to stay at my parents house. Maybe, just maybe if you actually paid your child support, you wouldn’t be in the arrears. Just a suggestion.