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Ever had that person in your life that it’s just easier to be nice and play dumb to all their bullshit than to call them out? Well, I am sure it is no surprise that I have a few. However, there is one that stands out completely. Whoreen. She causes drama EVERYWHERE she goes and throws people under the bus to save her own ass. Pathetic, I know.
She is the type of person to drink and blame all her faults the next day on the alcohol and play the victim role. I swear, I have never seen someone act like a victim more than the baby daddy of our children and his mother. Not many people see through her and it gets rather annoying. If they do, they just don’t care. They rather blame their short comings on me. But whatev.

My friend, however, has had the lovely chance to feel the wrath of what Whoreen can do. Whoreen threw my friend under the bus to save her own ass. Whoreen tagged along with us at a party a few months ago and told us a HUGE secret about her best friend. My friend is also friends with Whoreen’s BFF so my friend told her a joke about the BFF’s boyfriend. Of course, Whoreen goes and tells the BFF the joke that was said and references the source wrong but fails to mention the fact that she told EVERYONE at the party this HUGE secret. And we can’t forget…. SHE WAS DRUNK. Of course this causes drama but the BFF still has no clue that Whoreen revealed this secret to everyone. Several people are pissed at BM1 and Whoreen has no clue :(

So what does Whoreen do when everyone hates her? She comes to me. Why? I have no idea. I don’t care if people like her not. I am still trying to figure out why I talk to her most the time. I have learned the hard way to keep my mouth shut around her. So she is texting me about what happened. I don’t know what the fuck happened. I was having a grand ol time and now I have Whoreen trying to be cool with me because I might have the inside scoop. She wants to know why one of the girls is mad at her. I don’t know this chick she is talking about so how would I know? She also asks me if she should tell her BFF that she told everyone about this secret and that she feels horrible. Hahahha as she should. She just told a huge secret about her BFF that no one knows and now many people know. Some best friend she is.

My friend then realized the type of person Whoreen is. Thank goodness. I am not the only one that gets it now. This is where shit gets good.

I am at the bar with some friends and my friend called to give me some juicy news about Whoreen. They all went out to celebrate the BFF’s birthday. Let me remind you that Whoreen is married, “happily” married. Apparently, one of the guys there was talking to Whoreen and she told the guy to go to the bathroom with her so she can give him a blow job. Wow… happily married….okay. The guy goes back to my friend and tells her what happened. Since he was drinking, they don’t believe him and dared him to go make out with her. He goes up to her and asked if she wanted to make out. Her response, “I don’t know. Is it okay for people who are married to make out?” Whoa whoa whoa… stop right there. I know this bitch is dumb… but you can’t be that dumb to ask if that is okay. Are you kidding me? For one who still bitches to me about the baby daddy still cheating on her, she wants to know if it is okay if she makes out with some random guy? Hahahha. My life is a reality show, and no one has the privilege to watch it.

After Whoreen asked if it was okay, the guy said, “I don’t know, is it?” and then they made out. A picture was taken and that is when all hell broke loose. Whoreen then was trying to get rid of the picture. Weird…. If it was so okay for married people to make out, then why is she so desperately trying to erase a picture?
The picture gets deleted, but not before my friend was able to forward me the picture.

I am texting with my friend about the events from the previous night and she informs me that Whoreen ran into Jack’s BFF growing up and that she was all over him and making out with him on the dance floor. Hahaha wow….. seriously. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

In the middle of us talking, guess who texts me. Yup. Whoreen. I decide that I am going to play stupid to see what she says. The shit that comes out of her mouth is classic.

Whoreen - So have you talked to your friend lately? Why is that whenever there is a problem she comes to me?

Me- I talk to her all the time. What's up?

Whoreen - Any clue why she hates me?

Me- I had no clue she hated you. I thought she liked you. I really had no clue since my friend and I don’t sit around discussing Whoreen all day long.

Whoreen - Nope she hates me and so does her bff JH and they were. Both huge bitches last night I'm supposedly doing JH’s wedding parties hair next weekend For basically free and I'm not going to do it Why is it my problem that they were bitches to you? Why don’t you ask them why they are bitches to you? Oh yeah, that is right, you kiss their asses when you are in front of their faces.

Me- I had no clue. I haven't talked to her about last night, just that you guys were all going out for JB’s bday. So I had no idea she hated you. I can find out though.

Whoreen - I just don't get it. Its immature and I feel like they are using me for wedding hair. Its annoying. But unfortunately if I don't do it puts JB out. Poor poor Whoreen. Always the victim.

Me- I can try to find out. That is stupid to be a bitch to someone who is helping you out for your wedding.

Me- That annoys me and I wasn't there!

Whoreen - Lol. Thx girl. You don't have to ask her but if it comes up let me know

Me- No prob. I will. I know how my friend can be. We had a falling out a few years back.

Whoreen - Really???? LAME

Me- Yeah, it was bad. So I can see her being a bitch.

Whoreen - Hummm. Good to know its not just me. Holy crap I left out one part. Holy crap! Of course you left that part out. I bet you were waiting to see if I mentioned it. She was telling everyone I was making out with someone. Which I would NEVER do. Really? Then why do I have a picture of you making out with someone on my phone? Please note that she says she would NEVER makeout with someone. But I ran Into Ross. Jack’s bff growing up. And he told me that the night before I gave birth to my child he came home to find Jack having sex with his girlfriend.....wtf

Me- Wtf. Why would she go around saying that? Wtf. Jack was doing his gf. He is shady.

Me- I did hear that you saw one of Jack's friends but I thought it was nick because she said mexican. She was way off. Isn't ross half black? She was hoping Jack was there to see if he is already cheating on Witless.

Whoreen - I have no clue. But that makes me really really mad. Nope Ross is half black half white. She was texting you what I was doing!

Whoreen - Bahaha!!!! Funny how you laugh now….

Whoreen - He hasn't talked to Jack in forever

Me- No. she texted me today saying you saw one of his friends and she was hoping Jack was with him.

Whoreen - Ross was all over me tho I told him 500 500 huh? time how much I love my husband and I'm not that kind of girl... yeah… well a picture is worth a thousand words….

Me- No. she texted me today saying you saw one of his friends and she was hoping Jack was with him.

Whoreen - Weird she wouldn't tell you the rest considering you know me Are you trying to fish for something? Are you wondering whether not you should be scared because your lack of judgment? Not everyone goes around gossiping about other people like you do. Hahah we totally were though!

Me- Haha she didn't say anything else to me. She was just hoping she could see his sleezeball ways in person.

Me- Haha I didn't even know there was more. Unless she knows that I would tell you.

Whoreen - Haha. He hangs at zipps lately I hear

Me- Haha really? Which one? I go to zipps sometimes. Wouldn't that be sweet.

Me- Does witless complain about it?

Whoreen - That's what I do when I have a prob with someone. I think the one. In Chandler. I'm not sure tho. She goes with him!!!!

Me- She goes with hin because she doesn't trust him.

Me- Sidenote, he did turn in his employer info but they jave thirty daya to acknowledge it and he said he wasn't going to pay child support until it is fixed. Dumbass!

Whoreen - Maybe. She should just be an adult and tell me herself Are you being an adult when you run to me?

Whoreen - What????? 30 days. Grrr. When I get p today I'm hoping whit is there so I can confront him about Ross gf in front of her. Bahaha

Me- Hahahahahahahahahahha omg. That is awesome! You are sick. I love it. You will have to tell me.

Whoreen- Oh I will girl....

Me- You would think she would be an adult. She is very sarcastic and make digs and shit.

Me- I wonder if she doesn't say anything to me because she knows I am frienda with you.

Whoreen- Maybe.... Who knows.

Me- Hahaha I can't wait. I hope she is there. Miss I think I can change him because he is in a different position. Hahaha yeah he has two babies with one girl. Fucking amazing.

Me- I will see if I can find anything out nonchalantly.

Whoreen- Bahaha!!!!

Whoreen- Ok. Thx :).

Hahahhahaha…. I know that we shifted gears a little bit but you get what a moron she is. TWO GUYS!!!!  Yeah, happily married.