Newcomers!

I decided to add some people to the mix since they have tons of drama and it makes me laugh.

Mindless and John- They are married, separated, back together, separated, back together again, and separated again. Who knows with this couple. I met them through Jack. Mindless and Whoreen used to be besties. That should tell you a lot about Mindless. Their friendship-break up is pretty humorous.

Dick- This is Jack’s best friend. Well, at least that is what they say to people. They don’t really hang out that much because Witless has Jack on lockdown.

Mindless and Dick hooked up several years ago and caused the first separation of Mindless and Dick. Ever since then, Mindless has been obsessed with John.

Mindless is one of those girls that has that annoying, piercing sound that makes you want to gouge out your own eyes. I wouldn’t say Mindless is ugly but she isn’t hot. She resembles a famous character and it shows when she smiles. I have attached a picture and you can guess which famous character she resembles.

Yes, I am going to hell for all this. The reason why I brought up Mindless is for the following story.

Since Mindless and John are separated and no longer living together, Mindless wants to go out and have fun on her bday. She wants to go out dancing and I am invited. Yay! We decide to hit up a local bar before hitting the dance floor. The entire time we are at the bar she is talking about John or the married guy she is talking to. Go figure she is talking to a married guy. The best part about her talking to the married guy is that she thinks that he will leave his wife for her and they will live happily ever after and she sees nothing wrong with that. Who am I to shatter her dreams?

Prior to wanting to go out, she made a comment about wanting to meet guys but she doesn’t want to just meet a guy at a bar and end up at his house. She is not a whore and doesn’t just want to hook up with just anyone because she has only slept with about 5 people her entire life. Somehow, my bullshit meter starts to go off when she mentioned the number of guys she has slept with, but whatever, not my problem.

Once we hit the club, she starts meeting a few guys. I am the best wing man/woman, EVER. If you want to meet someone, I will help you. I will help you seal the deal. This hot guy comes along and starts hitting on Mindless. She is reluctant at first so I take it upon myself to move the process along for her. Of course it works and they are making out on the dance floor. Surprise surprise. 

Next thing I know, she is getting his address and wants to head over to his house after the bar closes. Ahh, that means I get to tag along. The downside of being an amazing wing woman. We get to this house and I get the opportunity to talk to his roommate who is beyond trashed. We weren’t even there for 15 minutes when Mindless’s boytoy comes out of the room putting on his pants. Wow…two pump chump? Nope…. He mentions that he has a girlfriend and Mindless freaks out. Next thing I know, Mindless is coming out of the room with blood on her face saying, “Let’s go NOW.” Hahahah

Of course, I have to know what is going on. Her version was that they were getting it on when he mentioned he felt bad because he had a girlfriend and then she ended it right there. Now, although I resemble a guy; I am not a guy, but I can pretty much assume that a guy that hot isn’t going to crying about feeling bad for cheating. Especially since he was already in her. Apparently, that was his way of ending what was going on. Something about Mindless had to turn him off or set off an alarm to abruptly end the free sex session.

As, for the blood, she was freaking out the entire ride home. “Why would I have blood on my face? OMG, I just went down on him and made out with him”. I would be freaking out about the blood as well but I wouldn’t have put myself in that situation of going around fucking any guy that talks to me at a bar. I always think of ID when I have temptations. Stops me straight in my tracks.

I tell her to ask him about the blood, not that he would tell her the truth. I also tell her to get tested if she is that concerned. After going on and on about that blood and saying how she knew that she should have never went home with him yadi yadi ya, he texts her back and said he just had a nose bleed. Hahhahahah good save buddy.