Sweet Revenge

Jack always likes to brag about his current situation and let me know how happy he is. I know. So sweet of him. He is always keeping tabs on me through various people, like Whoreen and my friends. Apparently, Whoreen and all my friends went to Jack to express their concern about how unhappy I am and how much I miss Jack.  This prompts Jack to call me up and apologize for all the shit he has put me through. What a gentlemen. “I know I had women all over the place, and I am sorry for not letting you know right away about all the women I was with while I was with you.” HAHAHAHAHAH What the fuck kind of apology is this and why is he apologizing.  I ask why is he apologizing to me and he tells me because he knows how unhappy I am and how apologizing might help me move on. It’s about god damn time. Thank you so much for apologizing and informing me of all the hookers you fucked during our years together. I can now move on with my life because you finally were man enough to admit all this. Hahah are you fucking kidding me?

My response- Thanks Jack. I appreciate your apology but I have a boyfriend so I think I have moved on. But thank you for clearing the air. Since I have you on the phone, I might as well clear the air too. It’s not fair that you come out looking like the complete asshole. You see, while you were out hooking up with girls all over the state, I had my fun as well. When I realized that you were going out fucking all these whores, I automatically assumed we had an open relationship. This open relationship we had made it possible for me to have many men on the side as well. So don’t think I was sitting at home doing nothing while you were out and about with your “boys”.

Jack- WTF?!?! We didn’t have an open relationship.

Me- Oh, we didn’t? Well this is awkward… I guess I will see you when you pick up our daughter.

I hung up and just waited for what was to come next. I never cheated on him but it was great to make him think that. All of a sudden, Jack and ID were blowing up Jack’s brother’s phone and bitching and complaining about how I cheated on him. They couldn’t believe that I was bitching about Jack doing it when I did it as well. The conversation must have went on for 30 minutes for each of them. It made me feel so good inside knowing that still stress over what I say or what they hear about me. I have to admit, I got a little giddy inside, like a school girl. 

Jack was pissed and ID was ranting and raving like usual. Anything to make her son look like the upstanding citizen he is. Then Witless decided to talk to Jack’s brother’s fiancé about how I have no room to talk about what Jack did when I did the same thing. Hahhahahaha this went on for a few days. It is still being brought up. Ahhh sweet revenge!!