Thursday, March 31, 2011

Joint birthday parties are for losers


Last year, we had a joint birthday party and I hated it. The only reason why I did it was because Whoreen does them. I don’t care for them.

Jack- What do you want to do for our daughter’s birthday party this year?

Me- I don’t know. Probably have our own thing.

Jack- you don’t want to combine?

Me- Nah

Jack- Well I was thinking a bounce place

Me- You are filing bankruptcy and can’t pay child support but you can drop a few hundred for a four year old?

Jack- Well it’s her birthday

Me- Nice to see you care.

Jack- I have to talk to witless about all this

Me- Save your time. I don’t want joint. I rather have my dad and the rest of my family and friends there than you and yours.

It looked like I hurt his feelings.

Jack- You know you want to see me all the time

Me- No, actually, I don’t. If we could have a mutal party to do all the exchanging of our daughter, I would so I never have to deal with you.

Hahahah his look was priceless. Like a hurt little puppy.

Me- Okay. Cool. Separate parties it is.

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