A little about me

I am blunt, sarcastic and straight to the point. I am the type of person who says what  everyone else is thinking but don’t have the balls to say it. Well, I say it. Call me a bitch, it’s whatever, but don’t try to act like you aren’t secretly thanking me for having the inability of keeping my mouth shut.

Stupid people annoy the hell out of me and I don’t have a problem letting the person know. Tact is not my thing but I don’ go out of my way to hurt someone’s feelings. Oxymoron? Yes, I am one big walking, talking contradiction. I am complicated and the chances of you being able to read me are slim. I am funny and the life of the party. My sense of humor is sick and crude as well as being able to keep is G-rated when appropriate.

I am a positive person who is full of life and almost always flashing my cheesy smile. Laughing is contagious and wasting life on all the negative things isn’t worth it. Making jokes in bad situations is what I do. If you can’t laugh at yourself, there is always someone that is.

On the flip side, if you piss me off, it is on. My attitude is huge and rather nasty at times. Trust me, it would be in your best interest to stay on my good side. My dirty looks are deadly with an attitude to match. I am intelligent and quick-witted and when you combine that with a pissed off chick with a bad attitude, it is no bueno.

When I am frustrated, I like to write and vent. I don’t vent like the normal person. I vent in a sarcastic and humorous way.

Telling you a little bit about me is to help you understand my blog a little better. The purpose of this blog is not only to share with the world but to vent my frustrations in a comedic way. My life for the past few years has been something for reality television.

The people I have run into and had a part of my life are so fucking up I need to share. These people actually think they are normal and are not doing anything wrong.  It simply amazes me how they rationalize everything to make them seem like the better people.

I am also writing this blog because I know there are people out there that can relate with what I have to deal with. For the people who can’t relate, maybe it will make them feel better about the situation they are in, knowing they don’t’ have to deal with the bullshit I have to deal with.