A Special Thank You

I would like to thank everyone for making this blog possible. Without any of you fuck ups, I wouldn’t have anything to write about. Even the most creative person couldn’t make this shit up. So I thank you. However, there are a few special people that I have to give an extra special thanks to.

Thank you to my ex’s mother. You are by far the most fucked up person I have ever met and you keep the laughs coming. Nothing good comes to those who know you. However, if you weren’t such an idiot, I wouldn’t have a lot to say. Thank you! Good luck with your hepatitis A thru Z!

Thank you to the asshole formerly known as my fiancé for following in your mother’s footsteps. You have three different children from three different women and you are only 26. You have accomplished so much, we are all so proud of you!

Thank you to the asshole’s wife. Man you are one stupid bitch! I never thought anyone could be so clueless. But you my dear, have proven me wrong time and time again. Without you and your psychobabble, this blog wouldn’t be as great.

And thank you to Baby Mama #1 for being the stereotypical hair stylist that gossips like no tomorrow. Since you incapable of keeping anything to yourself, you have cause far more drama than needed. And for this, I thank you. You stirring up drama so the focus is never on you gives me more to write about.

I hope you all enjoy my blog once you come across it! Much love!!!