Apparently, I am a dumbass.

If you are going to tell me child support has been taken out of your check, don’t lie. That lie will catch up to you.

Jack decides to tell me that child support for Whoreen and myself and been taken out of his check. This isn’t the first time he has said this to me. Last time he said it, I never received it.  When I notified Jack that I have not received any child support and it has been two weeks since it was “taken” out of his check, he doesn’t care. Surprise surprise.  Jack says, “Well it was taken out of my check so it is probably floating around the system.” Seriously? It is just floating around?  Yeah, okay.

When I am talking to Jack about child support this time, I asked him how much was taken out. He tells me that two child support payments have been taken out and he can’t guarantee who they will go to because he our names are not linked to the deductions from his check.

Yes, my readers, he is really this dumb. Well dickball, you have two baby mamas and you pay both of us two different amounts. When I asked how much was taken out, he didn’t know. I told him how much I am supposed to get and then he magically knew how much was taken out of his check. Do you really think I am this stupid? I debunk all your other lame ass attempts to lie to me, what makes you think that you can pull a fast one on me this time?