ID’s version of contracting the HIV

We are on our way back from dominating the horse races when I finally asked ID how she contracted the HIV. I wasn’t ready for the story she was about to tell me.

She was married to this guy who did shady stuff. While she was home taking care of the kids and making dinner, he was out banging prostitutes. One day he came home, all bloody in his package area, and wanted to do it doggy style with her right then and there. Okay. So I don’t know if it was doggy style… but her story is not as entertaining. Instead of asking him to clean himself up like any other respectable person would, she abides by his wishes. And that my friends, is how she contracted the HIV… in her own words.

I am not okay with this story and immediately start asking her questions. And yes, my memory is still good. One because I remember this convo like it was yesterday and two, I have all these wonderful stories in a journal.

Me- You slept with him while he was still bloody?

ID- I had no choice. When he wanted to have sex, he wanted to have sex.

Me- You didn’t think about asking him to clean up?

ID- I just told you, I had no choice (in a defensive voice).

Me- You didn’t ask him where the blood was from.

ID- I didn’t want to know. Well in that case, you deserve everything you got. Quit trying to get sympathy points from people due to your lack of judgment.

Me- Well, I would want to know where the blood was from, especially if it was known that he was hooking up with hookers.

By this time, she is upset with me. I asked too many questions and didn’t go with the flow like anyone else. I also made her feel like a complete fool. The rest of the ride home…. Silence.  I had so many questions. Does he actually have the HIV? We just saw him and he doesn’t look like a walking timebomb. Does she know that he is going around accusing him of contracting the HIV from him? Who the fuck would tell this story? I would much rather say I was a hooker on Van Burean than give up that information. If he gave her the HIV why is she still buddy buddy with him? I would put his ass into jail if I contracted the HIV from him. I definitely wouldn’t be calling him for tea and crumpets every day. Am I the only fucking sane person? So many gaps in her story.

Later, I find out from Dopie (the ex-husbands daughter) that he has never been tested for HIV. Which explains why he doesn’t take any meds. He has no idea if he has the HIV ( I am going to guess no) and ID is going around accusing him of giving her this death sentence.

The best part is when I was taking to Whoreen about the story, it was the first time she heard that version. ID openly admits to Whoreen that she has no idea where she contracted the HIV from. Seriously? If you are going to make up a story, keep the same story and don’t tell a story that is going to make you look like a dumbass.I would be embarrassed to share that story with ANYONE.