How Jack Communicates

I hate talking to Witless about my daughter but she needs a haircut and I am not about to deal with Whoreen. I ask Witless if she can take her to get her haircut. She agrees. She asked if she can pick her up earlier so she can go take her to get her hair cut. I am okay with that because she is doing me a favor. Then out of nowhere she asked if she can have her Thursday night because they are going to a funeral Friday morning but ultimately it was up to me when she could have her. I am thinking how thoughtful of her to tell me it is ultimately my decision. Glad I know now. So I inform her that picking her up a few hours earlier on Friday is fine and thank her again.

Later, that day I find out who the funeral is for. It is for Jack’s ex Stepfather’s uncle’s cousin’s wife’s brother or something. Hahahahah….. what business does she have going to a funeral of a person she has never met? I don’t even think Jack knows this person.

On Friday, I had a miss call from Jack. He didn’t leave a message and didn’t answer when I called him. We made arrangements to meet at 3pm. I get to the gym at 3pm and there is no sign of Jack. 3:15 passes and no call and no sign of Jack. I call him a few times and get no answer. Finally, my last attempt he picks up and it sounds like a party is going on.

Me- Um it is past three, where are you.

Jack- I am at the funeral’s afterparty.

Me- What the fuck? You were supposed to meet me 3?

Jack-Well I called you and you didn’t answer.

Me-Then leave a message. You have no problem messaging me or texting me any other time and now you don’t want to leave a message?

Jack-Well my phone is broken so I can’t see my screen.

Me- So your wife, mother, or anyone else at the funeral doesn’t have a phone that you can use?

Of course he starts tripping over his words.

Me- Well, I am glad going to a funeral for a person you don’t know was more important than picking up your daughter. So you have a good time because you aren’t getting her now. I have shit to do and do not have time to wait around for you. Goodnight.

What a fucking moron. He has time to party at a funeral but can’t get his child? That is lovely. He can call me to gloat about the sex of his new child but he can’t communicate about getting his child? Hahahha. Amazing.

Since, I couldn’t go in the gym until 4pm, I go to the store and wait until Kids Kare was open.  Finally, when I get to the gym, Jack is calling me on Witless phone over and over again. When I don’t answer, he starts texting me on her phone.  He wants to know if he can come get her and will pick her up from wherever I am at. Oh really? Well, I am tempted to tell him that I am across town and he is more than happy to pick her up there, but I don’t. I just ignore him and all his calls the rest of the night.