Tuesday, November 30, 2010

One of my all time favorite stories about ID

As we all know, ID has the HIV. This makes it a little more difficult to find a quality guy. However, being that she has the HIV, she has been married like 93749837 times. Most of those guys actually did not have the HIV. Weird… I am pretty sure I would not be married to someone who had AIDS when I did not. But whatever, everyone has their preferences.

One of ID’s husbands was named Bobby, Bill, Billy Bob, or whatever. This is what he looked like. 



Because he is quite a catch and extremely good looking, she felt that she had to do everything for him. The biggest kicker was that he did not have the HIV. He was even willing to hit it without any protection. What a brave, brave man.

They were together for about 4 years I believe in a house they had just bought. That house had a garage that Billy Bob kept locked with a padlock from inside the house. I don’t know about you, but if I was married to this amazing man, I would want to know what was in the garage that I was unable to access. However, ID never tried to figure out what was in the garage because she loved him and trusted him.

Finally, the truth came out of what was in the garage and why it was locked. Are you ready for this? This is great. This is yet another story I would not want to share with anyone, in fear of looking like a complete jackass.  Drum roll please……

Billy Bob had another woman living in the garage! What the fuck?!?! How the hell did ID not know there was another woman living in the garage. I thought she was kidding about this story. I mean, I knew she was stupid, but come on. I went ahead and asked his children, Whoreen, and anyone else I can think of. She really was that stupid and had no idea there was another woman living in her garage. FUCKING CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!

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