FAQs

I have been receiving a lot of emails from readers asking me questions about my blog entries and some back history to everything. I have compiled some of the most asked questions and decided to answer them in a blog.

Why does Jack have to pay child support?

          Jack + Me = Baby. Need I say more?

Who decided that Jack should pay child support?

          The courts felt it was necessary for Jack to help support his child. Go figure.

How is Jack paying for child support?

          He isn’t.

Why does Jack owe back child support?

          While Jack was over populating the state of Arizona with children he can’t afford, I was supporting our daughter by MYSELF. The courts felt it was necessary for him to pay for the year he neglected.

Why is Jack mad about paying back child support?

          Who knows.

Why is Witless upset about having to pay child support to you?

          I have no idea. Apparently, it is not okay to make a father own up to his responsibilities. However, it isn’t like he is paying his child support and when he was it wasn’t enough to support a household like she claims.

Does she have a right to be mad?

          Totally. I should be providing for my daughter all on my own.

Why is ID mad that you get child support?

          I am guessing because she has to cover for the amount that he has to pay me or maybe it’s the fact that it reflects on what a terrible mother she was.

Does she have the right to be mad?

          That’s like asking if she has the right to be mad about contracting the HIV…..

Why does she think you don’t deserve any child support?

          Because I am a homewrecker :( Whoreen and Jack would still be together if I wasn’t such a whore. I’m sorry guys… I hope you can forgive me for breaking up the love you had for each other.

Why were you with Jack for so long?

          Because he was hung like a porn star and amazing in bed…. Hahahhaha okay…. I can’t keep a straight face typing this up.

Why did you two break up?

          I am a psycho bitch that can’t control her anger. Go figure.

Why did it take you so long to figure out what a loser her is?

          I didn’t want to lose the best sex partner I have ever had :(

Why is Jack so upset with you?

          I ruined his life… *tear*

Why is Jack so pissed about paying child support?

          It reminds him of how he fails at life.

Does he have a reason to be mad?

          Yes, he works extremely hard for his money and it is shame that most of his paycheck goes to pay for his previous children when he has two at home to take care of.

How many children does Jack have?

          Three and one of the way.

How many baby mamas does Jack has?

           Three…. That we all know of.

Why is Jack so pissed about back child support?

          Because he effed himself on that one. It is a great story and will make a great blog! Thanks for the idea.

How long has he known Witless?

          I have no idea. Sometime around Feb 2009 when we were working on our relationship. However, the story of Witless getting pregnant two weeks after we officially were done and how they got married two weeks after that is a great one to tell the kids. I laugh every time.

Is Witless really as dumb as you portray her to be?

          No, I make it all up to provide high quality entertainment… hahha… I don’t even think I can make up the shit she does or says. This reminds me of another blog I can write about a person I know who knows her. These questions are great. You guys are great!

What is Whoreen’s involvement in all this?

To cause as much drama as possible and to come out looking like an angel. She is the best baby mama EVER!!! I should learn from her.

You sound like a bitter ex. Why are you so bitter?

           Wouldn't you be bitter if you lost a great catch like Jack?

If you have anymore questions, send them my way. I will be more than happy to answer them.