Surprise Surprise… Jack doesn’t know who his father is.

I actually feel bad for Jack on this one because his mom is such a fucking Whore. Jack as always wanted to know who is father was and he got really anxious when I was with him. Of course, ID was certain it was this one stripper guy who was madly in love with her. Yes, I did say he was madly in love with her. He was so madly in love with her that he stayed with his wife and is still with her.

ID was adamant about this guy being Jack’s father. She tracked him down and Jack called him up. He talked to his children and finally talked to him. From the pictures I saw, he did look like he was part of their family. Had the same signature gap and jaw bone structure. Only problem was, his “dad” was across the country. Instead of listening to me and having each of them go to a testing facility to get tested, Jack and ID opted for an at home swab that they could send to a lab. We ended up paying for it and what do you think were the results? Yes, that is right. YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER of Jack. Yeah, didn’t see that one coming. The wife was so bitter that Jack could have been his son, she could have fucked it up or ID was really that big of a whore that she has no idea how many she courted during that time. Although my hatred for ID makes me sway towards her being a whore, I can see both happening.

Results get sent to my email and Jack told me to let him know when the results are in. I tell Jack that results are in (I might add, they came in on my bday) and he calls me back. He wants to know the results. I tell him it says that they are not father and son according to the tests. Jack is suddenly bummed and does not want to talk to me.

Fucking ID calls me up and bitches to me about how insensitive I was for telling Jack the results. Was I supposed to sit him down, take his hand, and gently let him know that he still has no idea who his father is? Or do I listen to Jack and tell him the results like he said. Apparently, I wasn’t consoling enough. My bad, I didn’t realize the “I am so sorry babe, he is not your father. Is there anything I can do for you?” wasn’t consoling enough. That family is so jacked  that I am out of the loop of what is going on. It’s my bday and Jack is completely bummed about the person not being his father. All he wants to do is hang out with his mom, dopie, and our daughter. I get stuck at home not knowing anything and everyone is mad at me. Yes, I will say it again, my life sucked at this moment and I had no idea how good it would get once I left him.

They finally come home. They went shopping for my bday. The best part is, Jack picked out a shirt that was 4 sizes too big. We go out for my bday and come back. ID is moping around because Jack is upset with her because she has no idea who the father is.

I don’t understand why she can’t be upfront to everyone. Hey, I made some mistakes when I was younger and I have no idea who your father is. But no, she has to play the victim and swear up and down that is the only man she slept with. Well, apparently it wasn’t bitch, because results are negative. Fuck, you didn’t contract the Hiv for being fucking responsible.  Jack might not so depressed and let down if ID was upfront at the beginning.

Later that night, ID brings me into her room. She is crying and upset that Jack is mad at her. I would be mad too if my mom didn’t own up to her mistakes and crushed my hopes of knowing my father. She doesn’t know what to do. She is so hurt by this that she thought he was the father. I asked if that was the only man she slept with. Wrong question, I should have seen this one coming. ID starts stating that the only other person who could be his father was a guy name “Suites” who raped her outside a bar.

Jesus Christ lady…. First of all, how many times has this woman been raped? I know of 6 times off the top of my head. Statistically speaking, it is almost impossible to be raped that many times. Especially looking the way she does.  Don’t get me wrong. Rape is a serious offense, and I am in no way making fun of being raped… but how many times does the average person get raped. Let along a woman who looks like ID. Let me describe what she looks like. Ever see the movie Seven? Great…. She looks like the deadly Sloth guy with HUGE ass boobs. Google it if you don’t know what I am talking about.  Tell me, would you hit that? I sure as well wouldn’t. She looks like she is a walking disease. If you are too lazy to google sloth, then think poster girl for a meth billboard…. Times 100.

She continues to tell me about how she was raped and that is the only other possible prospect for Jack’s father. She begs me not to tell. I seriously want to punch… once again, the Hiv stops my impulse. Own up to your mistakes. Everyone already thinks you are a dumbass and a liar… why dig yourself deeper. People aren’t going to feel bad for you when that was the 15^th time you were rape. If you seriously thought Jack was a product of rape, it wouldn’t be the first time we heard about this. Fucking lunatic.