Would you hit this?

One of my favorite past times is trolling around on craigslist to see what is out there. The personal ads are my personal favorite and I am sure you know why. They people are ridiculous and crack me up. The following ad is from the women seeking men section. I was unable to email her because she was flagged right away but I was able to save the important information.

Her ad:

Titled: Hot Mama

Hello. :))) ..I am 5.8...200p...braun eyes...I am like cook,clen,danc,go aut me frends.I am a fan,end heppy person.I am a smoker.I like nise,cool,fan,inteligent man.U interested send me pic.:)))) 

First of all, what is braun eyes? Is that brown? Not to mention the bad grammar and spelling in this ad. I am assuming she is foreign. Second, the pictures. I am not bashing on the first one as much as I am the second picture. The problem I have with the second picture is that those calves do not belong to a the girl in the first picture. 5’8 200 pounds is a big girl. Unless you are a body builder, 200 lbs on a 5’8 chick is what I would call chunky. You can tell from the first pic that she is a big girl. Then you look at the second picture and the calves look like they belong to a body builder or someone very much into fitness. I understand that bigger girls have nice calves but they are usually bigger calves due to the amount of weight they have to hold up. The picture she has up actually looks good. I guess she could be one of the people that carry all her weight in the mid section, but who knows. So my question to you is, would you?