Yes, Moron, your address is required....

Jack has moved two times in the past month. He has never had a problem with supplying me with his address until now. When he wants to be a dick, it pisses me off and it makes me find anything I can to make his life just as miserable. It’s not that I want to go out of my way to make his life shitty, but if you think you can be mister tough guy then I can be your worst fucking nightmare. 

It’s been two weeks since Jack moved and I haven’t asked where he lived for those two weeks. I knew around where he lived but didn’t know the exact address because I knew I would get it eventually. Well, it just so happens that Jack was having his monthly period and wanted to be super dick. When super dick comes out to play, my “psycho bitch” tendencies come out to play as well. Just so happens that Jack has 24 hours to inform me on where he lives per court order. I make sure I ask him a few times so it shows that he is purposely not giving me his address. Instead, this is how the convo goes:

Jack- Why do you need my address so badly its kinda making me nervous As you should be. I can’t be an effective psycho stalking ex if I don’t know where you live.

Me- haha wow. Ger over yourself. Its court order. But you knew that right?!?!?!

Jack- Ok well then ill see ya tomorrow at 5 Yeah, I know…. He isn’t the smartest person around.

Me- Not without an address you will not.

He doesn’t respond and he apparently didn’t think I was serious because he shows up the next day at our usual meeting place.

Jack- I'm here

Jack- What's your eta I don’t have an eta since I don’t plan on leaving my house.

Me- Look, I already told you I'm done fucking around and playing games. It is court ordered that you give me your new address within 24 hrs. It's been over a week. You want to be a baby about it and act like a two year old, that is on you. but until I get your address, no jo.

He decides to call me and yell at me. He informs me that he does not need to give me his address. Yeah, okay buddy. Good luck taking that to the judge. I tell him if he doesn’t have an address to give me that this conversation is over. The best part is when he tells me, “Good luck, see you in court”. Hahahah…. I respond and say, “Okay,  see you in court in a few months!” I hang up and he proceeds to text me.

Jack-  You are keeping her from me Actually, if you want to be technical, you are supposed to pick her up from me, so therefore, I am not keeping her from you.

Jack- That's bad parenting Yes, how dare a mother demand where her child will be for an entire weekend.

Jack- I don't trust you with that info I'm protecting my family and property. Hahahahaa, I think I started laughing out loud on this on. We had an arrangements made to meet and you weren't there and then texted and said over the phone no jo that's keeping her from me I told him several times he will not get our daughter if he doesn’t supply an address. I love how he comes up with his own versions.

Me- No, I am pretty sure told you several times this week that you will not get jo if I dont get an address. So you can spin the story however you want.

Me- Well, it looks as if this conversation is going nowhere. Goodnight.

Jack- 5 o'clock at the gym Thursday ill be there

Me- Are you going to provide me with your address by that time?

Jack- No

Me- Okay. Then you will not be getting her next week. And now you have a week notice instead of a “day”.

Jack- Next week I was there today as arranged and guess who didn't show I told you I wasn’t going to be there Mr. Smarty Pants.

Me- I told you last night you will not get jo without an address.

Jack- Do the court papers say if I don't provide you with my address you're untitled to keep our daughter from me not so much Does the court papers say that a mother has to be a complete fool to let her daughter go somewhere unknown to her?

Me- I do not have to give jo to you if I don’t know where she will be. Via court papers it says you are to provide me with your address within 24 hrs. It’s been over a week.  I would be a bad parent if I didn’t care where she was.

Jack- She will be at our home

Jack- In Gilbert az Really?!?! Are we in grade school?

Me- I have no idea where the house is. I don't know the address. But you are now wasting my time with the stupid bs.

Jack-I'll take that as a no I can't see my daughter Is anyone else catching on to how fucking stupid he is?

Me- You take it however you want to take it, princess.

A few days pass by and Jack texts me.

Jack- Tomorrow gym 500?

Me- Not without an address.

Jack- Ill be at the gym at five with an address in hand

Jack- And its pretty chicken shit to text after you know I'm asleep Hahahah this made me laugh… I am pretty sure I tell you that you are a fucking idiot to your face, I don’t need to play hide and seek over texting.

Me- Nope address beforehand.

Me- Just text me your address and you can get her at five. I don’t trust you to hand me an address and I have the right to know where jo will be. I have no idea if you live in a hotel or halfway house or anything.  

Jack- 1854 e Patrick St Gilbert AZ 85295 That is right… I google mapped that bitch!

Me- I want your real address

Jack- That is thanks

Jack- Gilbert ranch

Me- Fine, I will drop her off at that house then. That way I can double check there is fence for your pool;)

Jack- I got a restraining order keeping you from our home I will meet you at the gym I have a fence This shit keeps getting better and better. Too bad a restraining order doesn’t work until I am served with it. But I am sure he knew that.

Me- You dont get her then.

Me- And the address you gave me doesn't have a pool. I'm not playing games. Goodnight.

Jack- 1782 e del Rio Gilbert az 85296 ill meet you at the. Gym at three o'clock no later

Me- How do I know this is this real address?

Jack- You don't guess you have to trust me I am supposed to trust him. How cute.

Me- I don't trust shit. You gave me two different addresses. I'm not playing games. This is all bullshit. You contact me when you want to be adults.

Jack- Ill be there tomorrow at three end of story Ooooooh…. Tough guy

Me- Yeah, okay. Good luck with that. Until I have actual proof of where you live this conversation is over. Goodnight. End of story.

Jack- Its up to you

Me- Wherever you say. No proof of address no jo. You can't throw out addresses. You haven't changed your address with the courts so I have no idea if you are telling the truth. Your word alone isn't enough. Goodnight.

Jack- So your house or the gym at three unless four is. Better for u

Jack- I wont be able to get her till five but ill bring a srp bill

Jack- Did you get my texts?

Jack- Hello??

By this time he calls me.

Jack- why aren’t you returning my texts?

Me- I don’t deal with nonsense. And this is nonsense.

Jack- I will bring my srp bill. Is that okay?

Me-That is fine.

Jack- I had no idea you were going to go creepy status and check google maps.

Me- Well you should know that I am smarter than you and always several steps ahead.

I win again!